Bad babysitter

Nyo Spain x Male Reader

One-Shot

Hetalia


Slowly and steadily, you made your way up the steps that lead to your girlfriend's front door.

Three knocks, and around 10 seconds, later you heard footsteps approaching the door and it was then opened, revealing Isabel standing there with an expression that said she was shocked to see you. That shock, however, quickly turned into worry as she got a better look at the scene in front of her.

A single tear made its way down your face as your lip quivered ever so slightly, your shirt had many red tomato stains all over, the eye that the tear originated from looked swollen and bruised, but what shocked her the most was the sleeping chibi Lovina atop his head and the thin strip of saliva slowly trailing down his forehead.

She saw the face of a broken man.

"[F-First na]-?"

"Isabel..." You muttered, "Please don't make me babysit her any more... She doesn't like me and I only managed to get her to sleep around five minutes ago!" You began to cry harder.

"[First name]," Isabel began, "You only left with her ten minutes ago!?" She let out a huff of exasperation as she looked at the sleeping child, "Well, it looks like I am not getting the weekend of relaxation I hoped for..."

"S-Sorry..."

Isabel rolled her eyes, "It's alright..." She leaned in and kissed your cheek whilst removing Lovina from your head, "I shouldn't have asked you to babysit her, I know she can be troubling, to put it lightly..."

"Yeah... Hehe..."

"So," she began whilst turning around and reentering her house again, "are you coming in too, or are you just going to stand there looking filthy?"

"I'll come in!" Without hesitation, you followed close behind her and the two of you made your way into the living room before she placed Lovina on the sofa.

"[First name], you stink of tomatoes..." She grabbed your hand, "Come on, we're taking a bath..."

"Alright," You added, pulling your hand away from hers, "Just let me leave my wallet and stuff here, I will follow you up~"

She nodded before walking to the bathroom and running a bath. When you knew that you were alone, you shook the sleeping child awake before handing her a 20 dollar bill.

"Remember our deal," You began, "don't tell her about our plan and I will give you another 20 dollars on Monday."

"Si, Si..." She muttered tiredly, "Now leave-a me alone!"

You did as she asked, not wanting to stay in the room with that child for longer than you needed to. You walked up the stairs towards the bathroom, only to be met with Isabel standing outside. As you reached the top of the stairs, she said,

"Before we get in..." She walked up and rubbed the "bad eye" with a wipe, revealing that it was nothing but makeup, "Let's get rid of this stupid makeup~"

You swallowed hard before looking at your amused girlfriend. Only one thought crossed your mind...

'Fuck. I've just wasted 20 dollars...'